DrakonoJake
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- Feb 10
- Zimbabwe
- Deviant for 12 years
- www.papajohns.com/
- He / Him
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My Bio
My name is Joey, and I am the CEO of Vape Nation. I grew up on the streets of Zimbabwe with my younger brother Cobb, while earning rent writing deep romantic literature from my dads basement. It's always been hard for me to express and share my emotions with others. I often times find myself waking up with a sore rump in front of the local Papa Johns drunken and sexually confused.
Devious Journal Entry
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Turns out my art is like that of hot garbage, so I injected the tomato sauce into my vain's and ascended to the great land of Jimmies Pasta House. I wish you all happy lives! I hope that when you observe my photos that you feel that bristle of wind fondle you ever so slightly that the spaghetti trickles down your pants leg.
Everything has been one big scam, all those that followed and watched from afar as my Deviant Art page grew; you dun goofed and now I'm taking all your hard earned shekels and slippy dollars off the grid. I did it all for the nookie.
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Devious Journal Entry
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Did everyone know that 100% of people that drink water die?
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